Tape to the Top
Tape fixes EVERYTHING
Police were called to a daycare, where a toddler was resisting a rest.
Better catch it so I can vote
Make paprika cold again.
Take your Time
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
I know, I know, these puns are breadful…
Hitting the Books
I had plans to read a book about sinkholes, but it fell through…